A city boy was driving through the countryside at 55 mph when he noticed a chicken running beside his car. To his surprise, the chicken sped right past him still inside its fenced field!
Amazed, the boy pulled into the farm and asked the farmer,
“I was driving on the road, and one of your chickens outran my car!”
The farmer nodded and said,
“Yes, I raise special chickens. Since people always want more drumsticks, I bred chickens with three legs.”
The city boy said,
“Wow, that’s amazing! You must be rich. So… how do they taste?”
The farmer replied,
“Don’t know. I’ve never been able to catch one!”