An old lady was turning 100 years old. She was still healthy and walked to the market, post office, and bank all by herself.
Since she lived in a small town, her birthday was a big event. The mayor gave her a badge for being the oldest person in town, and the local TV station came to interview her.
The reporter asked,
“What’s your secret to living a long and healthy life?”
The lady smiled and said,
“It’s simple. I have never argued with anyone in my whole life.”
The reporter laughed and said,
“That can’t be true!”
The lady nodded and replied,
“You’re right.”