Little Johnny Makes a Clever Deal for the Car.

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss him using the car.

His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. If you bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about the car.”

Johnny agreed to the deal.

After six weeks, his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve seen you studying your Bible. But I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

Johnny replied, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking. In my Bible studies, I noticed that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

His father smiled and said, “Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”