A young punctuation couple, Mr. Apostrophe and Mrs. Comma, wanted to have a child but could not.They decided to adopt a little period and named him Edward. They loved Edward very much and he grew into a fine young punctuation mark.But Edward always knew he was different because he did not have a tail like…
A boy named Johnny asked his dad a question. He asked why people say gardeners have green thumbs when their thumbs are not green.His dad replied that it is just a saying. He explained that it is like when someone gets caught stealing and people say they were caught red-handed, even though their hands are…
A man was cleaning out his grandfather’s home after his grandfather passed away at the age of ninety.In the pocket of one of his grandfather’s old overcoats, he found a ticket for some shoes that had been left for repair in 1955. Curious, the man checked online and was surprised to see that the shoe…
A father left seventeen camels as an inheritance for his three sons.When he passed away, his sons read the will. It said that the eldest son should get half of the camels, the middle son should get one-third, and the youngest should get one-ninth. The sons quickly realized that it was impossible to divide seventeen…
The husband called his wife on the phone and said that today he would bring dinner from the Second Wife. When he came home and knocked on the door, he was immediately knocked out. He is now in the hospital.It turned out that the Second Wife was the name of a restaurant.
A group of frogs was traveling through the woods when two of them fell into a deep pit.The other frogs gathered around the edge and saw how deep it was. They told the two frogs there was no hope left for them. The two frogs ignored the words and began jumping as hard as they…
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when he realized he had never made a will.He called his lawyer to help him. The next day the lawyer arrived.The old man said he wanted twenty-five percent of his money to go to charity because he felt it was right to give something back.The lawyer…
A couple went out to dinner to celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary. On the way home, the wife noticed a tear in her husband’s eye. She asked if he was feeling sentimental because they had shared fifty wonderful years together. He shook his head and said he was thinking about the time before they got…
Little Johnny was walking a cow through the village square. The mayor saw him and asked where he was going with the cow. Johnny said he was taking her to see the bulls so she could have calves. The mayor was surprised and said that his father should be the one to do that. Johnny…
A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his wife.He said she had gone shopping and had not come back yet. The inspector asked what her height was.The husband said he never checked. The inspector asked if she was slim or healthy.The husband said she could be healthy. The…