A Man Walks Into a Bar With His Talking Dog.

A man walked into a bar with his golden retriever.

He said to the bartender, “Can I get a free drink if my dog talks for you?”

The bartender replied, “Dogs can’t talk, but if yours does, you get a drink. If not, I get to kick you out.”

The man agreed and turned to his dog. “What’s on top of a house?”
The dog said, “Roof!”

The bartender frowned. “That’s just barking!”

The man tried again. “How does sandpaper feel?”
The dog replied, “Ruff!”

The bartender was annoyed.

The man said, “One more. Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
The dog answered, “Ruth!”

The bartender lost his temper, kicked the man out, and shut the door.

Lying on the sidewalk, the dog turned to his owner and said, “Do you think I should have said Hank Aaron instead?”