A Husband Reports His Wife Missing At The Police Station.

A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his wife.
He said she had gone shopping and had not come back yet.

The inspector asked what her height was.
The husband said he never checked.

The inspector asked if she was slim or healthy.
The husband said she could be healthy.

The inspector asked the colour of her eyes.
The husband said he never noticed.

The inspector asked the colour of her hair.
The husband said it changes with the seasons.

The inspector asked what she was wearing.
The husband said he was not sure, maybe a dress or maybe a suit.

The inspector asked if she was driving.
The husband said yes.

The inspector then asked for the type and colour of the car.
The husband gave a detailed description of a black Audi A8 with a supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine, eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission, full LED headlights, and a small scratch on the front left door.

Then the husband started crying.
The inspector said not to worry and that they would find his car.