A couple went out to dinner to celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary.
On the way home, the wife noticed a tear in her husband’s eye.
She asked if he was feeling sentimental because they had shared fifty wonderful years together.
He shook his head and said he was thinking about the time before they got married.
He explained that her father had told him he would be sent to jail for fifty years if he did not marry her.
Then he added that tomorrow he would have been a free man.