Little Johnny and Billy were having the usual kind of argument kids often have.
“My dad is better than your dad!” Billy shouted.
“No, he’s not!” Johnny answered.
“My brother is better than your brother!” Billy continued.
“He is not!” Johnny yelled.
“My mom is better than your mom!” Billy said.
Johnny paused, then smiled and replied,
“Well, I guess you win there — my mom is the best, and I wouldn’t trade her for anything!”