An elderly woman went to get her portrait painted.
She told the artist,
“Please paint me wearing diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch, and a gold Rolex.”
The artist looked confused and said,
“But you’re not wearing any of those things.”
She smiled and said,
“I know. But if I die before my husband, I’m sure he’ll get married again and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”