A Man Explains Who ‘Betty’ Really Is

A man is reading the newspaper when his wife suddenly hits him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He says, “Why did you do that?”
She says, “I found a note in your pocket with the name ‘Betty’ on it.”

He replies, “Oh come on, honey. Remember when I went to the racetrack last week? Betty was the name of the horse I placed a bet on.”

His wife shrugs and walks away.

Three days later, the man is reading the newspaper again.
She hits him on the back of the head with the frying pan again.

He asks, “Now what was that for?”

She replies, “Your horse just called.”