A young boy walks into a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch this.”
The barber holds out two hands one with a five-rupee coin, and the other with two one-rupee coins.
He calls the boy over and asks,
“Which one do you want, son?”
The boy picks the two one-rupee coins and walks away.
The barber says,
“See? That kid never learns.”
Later, the customer sees the same boy coming out of an ice cream shop.
He asks,
“Hey kid, why did you take two one-rupee coins instead of the five?”
The boy licks his ice cream and says,