A Man Surprises a Bartender With His Pets

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
“If I show you something amazing that you’ve never seen before, will you give me a free beer?”
The bartender says, “It better be really good.”

The man takes a hamster out of his coat pocket.
The hamster runs along the bar, jumps off the edge, flips in the air, lands on the piano, and starts playing music.
The bartender is amazed and gives the man a free beer.

After finishing it, the man says,
“If I show you something even more amazing, can I get another beer?”
The bartender agrees.

This time, the man pulls out a frog from his other pocket.
The frog starts singing beautifully.
The bartender is shocked again and gives the man another beer.

Then, a man from the other side of the bar walks over and says,
“That frog is incredible! I’ll give you $500 for it.”
The man agrees and sells him the frog.

The bartender says,
“Why would you sell a singing frog for only $500? You could be rich!”

The man replies,
“It’s okay. The hamster is actually a ventriloquist.”