Little Johnny Asks About the Church Plaque.

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny standing in the church foyer, staring up at a large plaque.

Johnny had been looking at it for some time, so the pastor walked over and stood beside him.
Gazing at the plaque too, the pastor said quietly, “Good morning, son.”

“Good morning, pastor,” Johnny replied, without taking his eyes off the plaque.
“Sir, what is this?” Johnny asked.

“Well, son, these are the names of all the people who have died in the service,” the pastor explained.

They both stood silently for a moment, looking at the plaque.
Then Johnny asked softly, “Which one, sir — the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?”