A Wife Keeps Asking Her Husband The Same Question.

A wife asked her husband if she was looking fat.
He said yes.
She told him to be quiet and never talk to her like that again.

She asked again if she was looking fat.
He said no.
She called him a liar.

She asked again if she was looking fat.
He said maybe.
She asked if he could ever be decisive.

She asked again if she was looking fat.
He said he did not know.
She asked if he was blind.

She asked again if she was looking fat.
He said it depends.
She accused him of comparing her to someone else.

She asked again if she was looking fat.
He stayed silent.
She asked if he was deaf.

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.
For everything else there is Google.