A Husband And Wife Talk About Going To Church On Sunday Morning.

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.

After breakfast the wife notices that her husband is not dressed for church.

She asks why he is not dressed for church.

He says it is simple and that he is not going.

She asks why not.

He says he has three good reasons for not going.

First of all the church is cold in the morning. It is just cold.

Second no one there likes him and everyone is always talking about him behind his back.

And third most important of all he just does not feel like going.

The wife says she has three good reasons why he is going.

First of all the church is not cold in the morning. It is warm.

Second she thinks there are some people there who do like him.

And third he is the minister so he needs to get dressed.