Old Aunt Cora went to see her doctor for some advice.
“It’s terrible,” she said. “I haven’t been feeling right for a whole week.”
“I see,” said the doctor. “Have you done anything about it?”
“Oh yes,” Aunt Cora replied. “Every morning and every evening I sit quietly for half an hour.”
The doctor asked,
“No, I mean do you take anything?”
Aunt Cora smiled and said,
“Of course — I take a magazine.”