60+ Funny Bunny Jokes for Kids
Looking for some laughter that’s as cute and bouncy as a bunny? These 60+ funny bunny jokes for kids are clean, silly, and perfect for sharing with the whole family. Whether you’re celebrating Easter, teaching little ones about animals, or just want a reason to giggle, this collection is full of clever puns and hoppy punchlines. Get ready for ear-resistible laughs that will have kids (and adults!) hopping with joy!
Bunny Jokes That Will Make You Hoppy
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What do you call a rabbit who gets burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares.
Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit’s feet.
Q: What’s the difference between a healthy bunny and a clown bunny?
A: One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
Q: What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?
A: Hopscotch.
Q: What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy Birthday to you…
Q: How do rabbits in New York travel from one garden to another?
A: They ride in a taxi cabbage.
Q: What do you call a very rich bunny?
A: A billion-hare.
Q: Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde.
Q: How do bunnies stay fit?
A: Hare-robics.
Q: What game do young bunnies play at recess?
A: Hopscotch.
Q: How did the wrestling rabbit win Olympic gold?
A: He had the most hare pins.
Q: What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A: Baby rabbits.
Q: What do you call a really smart rabbit?
A: A hare brain.
Q: Where do you take a rabbit with long hair?
A: To the hare stylist.
Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one if it hops right to it.
Q: How many hairs are in a rabbit’s tail?
A: None – they’re all on the outside.
Q: What do you call a transformer bunny?
A: Hop-timus Prime.
Q: What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
A: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Q: What kind of books do rabbits read?
A: Stories with hoppy endings.
Q: Why did the bunny enjoy the action movie?
A: It was hare-raising.
Q: What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a fake dollar bill?
A: One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
A: A honey bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a toad with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: How is a bunny rabbit like a penny?
A: They both have a head on one side and tails on the other.
Q: How is a bunny like a corn stalk?
A: They both have big ears.
Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite place for breakfast?
A: IHOP.
Q: What happened when a thousand hares got loose in the city?
A: The police had to comb the area.
Q: Why don’t bunnies use combs?
A: They use hare brushes instead.
Q: What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?
A: The Bunny Hop.
Q: What do you call a joke-telling rabbit?
A: A funny bunny.
Q: Why did the rabbit get a new job?
A: He wanted more celery.
Q: Why did the girl wash her bunny with shampoo?
A: Because its hare was dirty.
Q: Where did the Easter Bunny learn to ski?
A: On the bunny hill.
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat?
A: Lettuce pray.
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A: A 14-carrot ring.
Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks.
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
Q: What is white, has whiskers, long ears, and sixteen wheels?
A: Two rabbits on rollerblades.
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Q: Why did the bunny build a new house?
A: She was fed up with the hole thing.
Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he could hip hop.
Q: What did the bunny say to the duck?
A: You quack me up!
Q: Where do rabbits learn to fly?
A: In the hare force.
Q: Why don’t rabbits get hot in summer?
A: They have hare conditioning.
Q: Why did the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.